BP TOURNAMENT BATTLES

[Insytful]

Alright everyone i'm posting the battles in here on 1 thread, so the judges can freely vote after checkin each verse for each battle...


DAZNER Vs. GOOFY:


DAZNER:
Face it you got no prayer and i'm declaring you have no game!
Cause you couldn't land a 'glancing blow'.. starring at cocaine
this Hoe clearly lacking the moves acting Goofy when his rapping is due.
he joined in 2000 battled a noob, 10 years on he still hasn't improved..
his soft writtens are non hittin....I'm the truth check the lesson sir
you drop whack ish I fill your bitchs in-box got her screamin yahoo like the messenger
I'm a silent killer but for you i'll go balls out and really make this a tragic scene
your themes wack but When you suck, its usually below the belt like sagging jeans
box-in his double chin naw i'll darn em with a bitch slap
got him floating in e-space he'll need tom-tom and garmon to get back
I stay lauging at you..thinking you couple-up a masterpiece like bock
daz so sweet send this insulin brick into anafelctic shock
pennies for your thought but u not nice battle daz shit you live the cheap life
he stays getting beat and keeps coming back like a battered house wife
leave him Relieved of responsibility but to pay with assurrant pain
Even use your writtens as a deductible for your battle scared insurance claims
ill throw boulders demolish Goofy in the form of haiti shake em like an earthquake
you live life the nerds way, face it typing is your only form of 'Word' play



GOOFY:
Your little lungs ain’t enough to rap against me
Trust me. I heard your audio; remember to breathe
Just stay as a textcee biting off emcees
‘Cause that’s the only thing you do with exact certainty

Because the shit you post and the way you boast
Ain’t compatible like an orgy without hoes
I thought you was dope; I hoped for a foe…
Worthy of my verse. Why am I battling you fo’?

You ain’t got no respect and this the fucking net
The only audio that you did just sucked a lot of dick
You tried to diss Syt and he served you bitch
IYOK didn’t respond ‘cause he’d blow you to bits

I can’t believe you cocky with that flow so sloppy
You the best at text? Probably because you copy
Remember when you set that battle with X?
I still haven’t heard a reply to him since

But that’s to be expected when you fight with a bitch
I really hope you respond so I can rip you to shreds
I don’t wanna take an L; I already know I got this
I just love stomping kids who already mashed shit

I ravished you Daz and you didn’t even feed me
Imagine what I’d do if you ever came near me
But you’re smarter than that, you proved it in the past
Retract your pen and pad; save what’s left of your ass



ONEDOPEMEXICAN Vs. CRAZYROYAL


ONEDOPEMEXICAN:
Seen all throughout history, unfit "royals" turn kingdoms to gravy
So if you think that ill have mercy, lol! homie you must be "crazy"
Cuzz latelly your flows lack mass, like them "flat" females with no fill
Read your verse asking, wheres the "bun" b?, while my flows "trill"
Wit my mad skill, got even your mom complimenting my great form
While you're spitting "out the ass", something like a "tape worm"
This aint a rape forum, i scorn critics, winning this with instinct
Like ppl trying to reach your "state", im watching u n yur shit "sink"
Your flow lacks a male stink, shootin bazookas at your surface
Absorb my barz beneath yur skin, fucking up your epidermis
Yu crazy like a circus, thinking you could comeback wild'n out
But yu heard yu were facing me, n u were going wild in doubt
Well im showing you what im about, jabbin with the batte fist
You need to "pipe" down son, i "hit" harder than that "cannabis"
This is a risk, your rap could be a novel, n watch the book flop
I aint "kobe" or on a "track", but still pack a killer "hook" shot
So dont make me make the hook drop, i got ammo to deploy
Because you aint of royal blood, your just another florida boi



CRAZYROYAL:
Back into battle mode,
rap circles round average joes.
My average flow,
would make you rip up ALL of the raps ya wrote.
ill grab a black bat,
if the goal is to crack ya skull
turn this whole match into OneDope game of Wack-a-mole!
He thought he'd be the winner, cuz he thinks that hes kinda good.
But hes STILL fucked,
like bringin his sister round Tiger Woods!
I would have said his mom, but nah,
thats just too wrong
like when i put her dark dirty ass in
a blue thong..
Its useless that your in your studio, non-stop.
Take that trash that you call a lab, back to the pawn shop.
You must be on dope thinkin I cant make a bomb drop,
and get more bitches on my dick than on James Bonds yaught!
People wanna hear your music.
like they wanna see a tranny muff,
and no one wants to see that...
so pull your panties up!
and when the judges see the screen
and witness these flames
there gonna scream about how we really need
to switch screen names!



DA_MAYOR Vs. PROBLEMATIC


DA_MAYOR:
Comin to BP with those wack rhymes is problematic
Spittin nothin but gay shit, so I'ma call him faggot
Lame lyrics ya 'vice', I'll punish you with my 'syntax'
You been wack, I provide the skill that your pen lacks
Flowin like what 'hollows cost', I'm the 'final solution'
My lyrics don't need a beat to give you spinal contusions
Causin mass confusion, tonight's meal is the last ya choosin
And like the 'Dems' in the Senate race, your 'ass' is losin
Its Da Mayor, not the President, this punk is seeming hesitant
The last to check-in, you scared to face me and its evident
My rhymes a detriment, reasons to bail you got a myriad
Arrivin to this battle later than your girl's period
After I smashed and dashed, say hello to my seed
You can tell me how my jizz tastes next time you feed
Text rhyme chief, provin this bitch is barely a problem
Look out for his name in tomorrow's obituary column




PROBLEMATIC:
Now I know exactly what this bitch gon’ bring to the table. Some Real Hype Shit like I’ll put a clip to ya brain hommes. I’ll pull the trigger like Nicholas Cage until I’m ripping ya face off. And that shits hella played but on SOME REAL LIFE SHIT. That’s all that May’ Know.

He gon’ come with some filler free. That’ll make more sense literally Like I’m Sicker than Aids Yo. But when SOME REAL LIFE SHIT pop off I Guarantee this Muthafuckin Nigga is AWOL

Now Pride paged me like ‘Problem peep ya new punching bag’ only problem is puto’s a pussy so he probably won’t be punching back. So I hit em up like Bring it on bitch lets fuckin dance. Faggit Put his hand around my waist like “Now give me your other hand”

And on SOME REAL LIFE SHIT You don’t stand a fuckin chance. You may “Look like you moving forward but you really aint” U Better off “Running Man”
Nigga, Problem is the Fuckin champ. Losing to “Mayer” there’s “No Such Thing” I’ll Leave his “Body in a Wonderland”

Mr BP ‘senior member’ You one keen contender but you leavin BP unimpressed just like every single one of the female gender thats ever ‘seen-ya- member’

And on SOME REAL LIFE SHIT I aint really need the whole week to Prep ya. Cos after one bar, BP’ll forget ya. Have ya text style resembling your sex life like “Yo Mayor Did you even enter?”

Cos ON SOME REAL LIFE SHIT you’re a waste of human life. You aint making it past the early rounds… like a David Tua Fight.

Hell you’ll be lucky to even Make it through the night. Prob’ll leave this Piece of Shit under ground like his name was sewer pipe

And On SOME REAL LIFE SHIT I’ll put this ‘Pans on the ground’ like an idol contested.
“Mayor” You couldn’t get elected at a sci-fi convention dressed as cyclops from x men fighting brian from tekken using sky walker weapons.

Fuck Rappin you getting Rocked, Right Crossed and Wrecked Man. My Writing Runs Riots You should Retire ya whole Rep man. You wack in text and you’ll catch more L’s then this entire damn sentence…if a chinaman said it.

On SOME REAL LIFE SHIT I’ll Put the Lead to your jacket til it looks more like your wearing a hammock. I’ll have you Shot up like a Heroin Addict. Ripped Open Boxed Nigga like a Cereal Packet.

Only Reason you entered this rap shit was so you could make friends with a black kid. But ON SOME REAL LIFE SHIT. You need to sever it fast kid cos I swear noone gives a fuck about, or can even name a single fuckin Mayor on the Planet.




BABITO Vs. CHICANOSOCAL:


BABITO:
read the sign chica, No Soca dacin here, i'll keep this sheer
only the 1st month and your already labled pussy of the year
your 1st real battle now you failin on your own premier
how can i be more clear then calling you a fucking queer
trynna be a player by usin hoovers 4 hickeys
thinks he can handle beef cuz he working at mickeys
but 4real grillin, you have to go outback for the killin
taste the true flavors of fear, fuck yo fill-ins
nigga gonna need ketch-up if you want to compare
Beware the mean glare, you'll piss your underwear
everybody pointin and laughin while you stuck in a blank stare
watchin your life fall apart, n noone ever cares
pull you by the hair just to bring to back
cuz i got more attacks guarenteed to make your face crack
yo baby mama left yo ass cuz you couldn't provide
now you sit n cry, while your own son being raised by another guy
but thats prolly better then knowin his real daddy was a bitch
yeah i hit deep, you'll see me in your sleep like you stuck in a glitch
surveyors call me the nightmare mayor, i pay no heed to your prayers
i'm the reason why you scared when you turn off the light and run upthe stairs
and you can try and hide but like your emotions i'm everywhere
but i do declare this whole battle was unfair
i'm the most lethal opponent you'll ever get to face
like gettin hit with the spike mace, I'll leave you with a half face`'



CHICANOSOCAL:
DQ'D...NO SHOW...



Ight judges get your votes in...

Sorry to Babito for Chicano's no show...

and Problematic...ey bro i think u went over the limit on ya bars mayne, but u know i'll let it slide, just shorten it up next time...

Pc,
Syt

[Insytful]

Goofy
Personals
Hits
Flow
Structure
Opener

Dazner
Wordplay
Vocab
Closer


Alright, i was expecting a lot more from dazner on this battle, i think he greatly underestimated Goofy...Goofy came raw just str8 attacking and went for the juggular and killed it in this first round, with personals and consistant hits with a nice structure and flow takin the dub from daz...

Vote=Goofy


CrazyRoyal
Flow
Closer

OneDopeMexican
Opener
Wordplay
Vocab
Structure
Hits


Alright, i actually really enjoyed your verse Crazy, i know you're an old school cat, i remember helpin u out in the past and what not, and to be honest your shit was clean, flow was great and pretty clean closer, i know the screen name line has been tossed around but it was still a nice closer. ODM, you didnt seem like you went all out in this 1st round, i think u somewhat undergauged Crazy's skill which is ok, i mean u got this round, in my eyes, anyways i was diggin ya whole verse, had some filler but made up for it with some tight wordplay and hits...

Vote=OneDopeMexican


Da_Mayor
Structure
Flow
Opener
Closer
Vocab
Hits

Problematic
Wordplay


Problematic, ight homie i was feelin your verse, it was long, but i read the whole thing, there was some repetition in it, which is ok, but was kind of unnecessary, u had some decent hits, but they were buried and misplaced in the sentence style structure and filler. Da_Mayor did in Goofy fashion and didnt pull punches just went straight for the kill, clean wordplay, prolly the best structure for a battle, and straight to the point not dragged out and no filler by any means of boring or unnecessary content...

Vote=Da_Mayor



Babito
Pretty good shit mayne, good wordplay, decent structure, flow was there, I think work on your openers and closers, and up your vocab a bit and make it more adult, some lines were kind of kiddie influenced...but other than that shits clean mayne...and u advance...sorry bout the No Show...


And to all the battlers, i enjoyed reading the battles, and i actually flowed them all to the same beat and all, so that made judging fun for me, haha, anyways good luck to those that are going to advance to next week...

Pc,
Syt

[Uzi-baby]

Those were some good battles.. Can't lie man. Anyway let's get to the point.



Dazner VS Goofy

I expected more from Goofy. I wasn't surprised by Daz... He delivered the way I was hopin he would. What I love in battles is originality and Dazner came in hard boy. His punchlines and metaphors were up there. The flow was pretty good aswell..

Goofy, my man, you did good but like I said I was expecting more. You went down the "Getting personal" road and it's a good thing, they were good punches but when it came down to originality, I feel like Daz got you beat to the punch.

WINNER: Daz thanks to his wordplay...


CrazyRoyal VS OneDopeMexican

First of let me say that this battle was fire... Loved both sides but I gotta agree with my fella Insyth, ODM got the edge but not by much. Both sides came through with originality and crazy metaphors, and the punchlines from both sides were just that, punch lines. While reading this I was trying to imagine both dudes actually going at it ripping the verses away..
Royal can pull off some strings and win the next round.

Winner: ODM got this one...

Da Mayor VS Ploblematic

Problematic had some dope lines but some of them for some reason just seem out of place. Like he just grabbed a bunch of rhymes and just scrambbled them all together in one piece. It was still a tight flow but some reason, it didn't seem to go that well with this battle..

Da Mayor even though his verse was shorter, it just seemed perfect compared to Problematics. Like they all moved down the same direction.

Don't get me wrong, I loved Problematics punchlines. He had quite a few good ones.. It just seems that some of his lines were going left while others were going right..

WINNER: Da_Mayor




Ssss... Sssss... Squaaad Up!

[EckzKal]

Dazner vs. Goofy

Completely different styles but still a close battle, I think Dazner's had a better structure, flow, and closer while Goofy came with more personals. Although, I will say that I thought Goofy had a lot more ammo to work with and to me some of his lines could've been left out and replaced with more personals or punches... overall I'd have to give this to Dazner

vote = Dazner

[Insytful]

Ight there u have it...

Next week we have 2 battles

ODM Vs. Dazner

Da_Mayor Vs. Babito

verses due by next friday the 19th, if they come in sooner, i'll post em up for the judges to vote on...

Pc,
Syt