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Eddie wanted desperately to have sex with a smoking hot girl at work, but she was with someone else already. One day Eddie got so desperate that he went to her and said, "I'll give you $100 if you let me have sex with you". Teh girl looked at him shocked and said, "NO!" Eddie said, "I'll be real quick. I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down and I'll finish by the time you've picked it up." She thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult with her boyfriend, so she called him and explained the situation. Her boyfriend says, "ask him for $200 pick up the money really really fast and he won't be able to even get his pants down." She agreed and accepts the proposal. Over half an hour goes by and the boyfriend is still waiting for his girlfriends call. Finally, after 45 minutes the boyfriend calls and asks, "what happened?" Still breathing hard she managed to reply, "the fucker had all quarters!!"
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lMAO!!!
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