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11-11-2006, 06:00 AM
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funniest pick up lines..
post em up...
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11-19-2006, 01:58 PM
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Re: funniest pick up lines..
You're like milk, I want to make you a part of my complete breakfast.
Are you a surgeon? CAuse you've just took my heart away!
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11-20-2006, 04:31 PM
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Re: funniest pick up lines..
Is your daddy a robber?.....Cuz he stole all the stars in the sky and put them in your eyes.......<-----My homeboi said this one to me and I burst out laughing.
Excuse me Miss, I lost my number can I have yours?
Are you from Tennesse?.....Cuz ur the only ten I see.
..........I dont remeber anymore.......
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11-20-2006, 09:21 PM
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Re: funniest pick up lines..
Hi. I'm an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus
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11-21-2006, 02:46 AM
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Re: funniest pick up lines..
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Hi. I'm an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus
LMAO! Really gooood one! lol!
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11-21-2006, 02:48 AM
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Re: funniest pick up lines..
if u were a booger...i'd pick u first
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11-21-2006, 02:50 AM
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Re: funniest pick up lines..
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if u were a booger...i'd pick u first
OMG! Thats was sooooo funny!........Imma use that one! lol!
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11-21-2006, 08:09 AM
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Re: funniest pick up lines..
is your dad a terrorist? cause your the bomb...
if i said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?
where do you keep them? your wings..
i'm like milk i'll do your body good..
are you tired? cause you've been running through my mind all day..
how much do i have to pay you?
LMFAO...
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11-21-2006, 08:20 PM
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Re: funniest pick up lines..
Originally Posted by
dazed
if u were a booger...i'd pick u first
Was that for me?
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11-21-2006, 11:06 PM
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Re: funniest pick up lines..
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Was that for me?
lol u know it
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