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Old 11-11-2006, 06:00 AM   #1
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Old 11-19-2006, 01:58 PM   #2
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You're like milk, I want to make you a part of my complete breakfast.

Are you a surgeon? CAuse you've just took my heart away!
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Old 11-20-2006, 04:31 PM   #3
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Is your daddy a robber?.....Cuz he stole all the stars in the sky and put them in your eyes.......<-----My homeboi said this one to me and I burst out laughing.


Excuse me Miss, I lost my number can I have yours?

Are you from Tennesse?.....Cuz ur the only ten I see.

..........I dont remeber anymore.......
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[quote=LaReynaDelBajio;925774]Is your daddy a robber?.....Cuz he stole all the stars in the sky and put them in your eyes.......<-----My homeboi said this one to me and I burst out laughing.


Aww I like it!!!
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Originally Posted by LaReyna View Post
Is your daddy a robber?.....Cuz he stole all the stars in the sky and put them in your eyes.......<-----My homeboi said this one to me and I burst out laughing.


Excuse me Miss, I lost my number can I have yours?

Are you from Tennesse?.....Cuz ur the only ten I see.

..........I dont remeber anymore.......
jajajaj that one is funny!!!
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Old 11-20-2006, 09:21 PM   #6
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Hi. I'm an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus
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Old 11-21-2006, 02:46 AM   #7
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Hi. I'm an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus


LMAO! Really gooood one! lol!
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Hi. I'm an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus
That's a good one. But gross
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God told me there is an angel missing from heaven and the description fits you.

Let me see your tag [check their tag in their shirt and say] just what i thought you were made in heaven.

Do you got a band-aide? "why?" b/c I scrapped my knees when I feel for you.
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Do you got a band-aide? "why?" b/c I scrapped my knees when I feel for you.


THATS KUTE ;]
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