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Old 11-22-2006, 01:01 AM   #11
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Do I give you a toothache?
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Hey baby, can I tickle your belly button from the inside?

If you were a car door I would slam you all night long

How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up?

I like every bone in your body especially mine.

The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
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haha good lines might just work ...LOL...
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Look at all those curves, and me with no brakes!

Your legs are like peanut butter, smooth, creamy, and easy to spread.

I always laugh at this one...

I love every bone in your body, especially mine!
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Hi. I'm an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus
That's a good one. But gross
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God told me there is an angel missing from heaven and the description fits you.

Let me see your tag [check their tag in their shirt and say] just what i thought you were made in heaven.

Do you got a band-aide? "why?" b/c I scrapped my knees when I feel for you.
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