Re: funniest pick up lines..
Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You got fine written all over you.
Are you a tamale? 'Cause you're hot.
As she's leaving....Hey aren't you forgetting something? She: What? Me!
Baby did you fart, 'cause you blow me away!
Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.
(Close hand with nothing inside and give it to her) It's my breath from when you took it away (open palm while saying this).
Did you have Campbell's soup today? (she answers yes/no) Because you're lookin' mmm... mmm... good!
Do you have the time? [Gives the time] No, the time to write down my number?
Excuse me, I'm looking for a friend...do you want to be my friend?
Hey, Laura! (Big hug). I haven't seen you forEVER!! (huge kiss) Wow, you've really changed! (I'm not Laura) What? Oh my God, you even changed your name!
Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.
If you were a chicken, you'd be impeccable.
If you were a library book, I would check you out.
If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous.
I'm invisible. (Really?) Can you see me? (Yes) How about tomorrow night?
Please don't go or else I will have to make a report to the cops....u stole my heart
Smile if you want me!.[[HAHA AND USUALLY U SMILE]]
[[UGH SO MUCH MORE
BUT I AINT EVEN GONNA WRITE MOE LOL]]
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