funniest pick up lines..

[Brown_eyez15]

Originally Posted by KARINA_LOKES

Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You got fine written all over you.


Are you a tamale? 'Cause you're hot.

As she's leaving....Hey aren't you forgetting something? She: What? Me!


Baby did you fart, 'cause you blow me away!

Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.

(Close hand with nothing inside and give it to her) It's my breath from when you took it away (open palm while saying this).

Did you have Campbell's soup today? (she answers yes/no) Because you're lookin' mmm... mmm... good!


Do you have the time? [Gives the time] No, the time to write down my number?

Excuse me, I'm looking for a friend...do you want to be my friend?

Hey, Laura! (Big hug). I haven't seen you forEVER!! (huge kiss) Wow, you've really changed! (I'm not Laura) What? Oh my God, you even changed your name!


Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.


If you were a chicken, you'd be impeccable.


If you were a library book, I would check you out.

If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous.

I'm invisible. (Really?) Can you see me? (Yes) How about tomorrow night?


Please don't go or else I will have to make a report to the cops....u stole my heart



Smile if you want me!.[[HAHA AND USUALLY U SMILE]]




[[UGH SO MUCH MORE
BUT I AINT EVEN GONNA WRITE MOE LOL]]

LMFAO!!!!!THEY REALLY FUNNY!!!!

[Brown_eyez15]

Originally Posted by ATODA MADRE O UN DESMADRE

FuCk mCdonalds
YOU put a smile on my face

AWW THATS CUTE

[.:Lil Lokita:.]

those boobs look heavy ..........................cud i hold them for you?-------------my perv homeboi says that nd gets smacked across his face

[[[LOVELY]]]

AJAJAJAJAJA. . .
CHEA. .
I JUST USED 1 MAN SHYT WAS HELLA FUNNYNESS. .

[.:BEAUTIFUL:.]

Originally Posted by lost_soulxx1

Do you got a band-aide? "why?" b/c I scrapped my knees when I feel for you.

THATS KUTE ;]

[.:BEAUTIFUL:.]

[quote=KARINA_LOKES;1540794]

I'm invisible. (Really?) Can you see me? (Yes) How about tomorrow night?


Please don't go or else I will have to make a report to the cops....u stole my heart



Smile if you want me!.[[HAHA AND USUALLY U SMILE]]



QUOTE]



I LIKE THESE ONES....

[SOUTHSIDE 13]

Don't come near me, because my dentist said I have to stay away from lil sweet things like you.....

I LOVE THIS ONE!!!

[.:Lil Lokita:.]

Originally Posted by .:Lil Lokita:.

those boobs look heavy ..........................cud i hold them for you?-------------my perv homeboi says that nd gets smacked across his face

^^ nd thats y its sooo funni

[ladythumper]

alot of ppl us this one..

did it hurt..?
what?
when u fell from heaven..l0l..

[Pocahontass]

Originally Posted by CRAZYIRIS

Hey baby, can I tickle your belly button from the inside?

If you were a car door I would slam you all night long

How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up?

I like every bone in your body especially mine.

The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.

lol at the belly button one...

Originally Posted by dazner

haha good lines might just work ...LOL...

LMAO!!!

Originally Posted by .:Lil Lokita:.

those boobs look heavy ..........................cud i hold them for you?-------------my perv homeboi says that nd gets smacked across his face

Originally Posted by SOUTHSIDE 13

I LOVE THIS ONE!!!

haha...

i've heard:
what's your sign, dangerous curves ahead?

nice legs, what time they open?