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Old 01-14-2009, 03:35 PM   #61
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at the mall the other day, some guy came and said, 'hey can my partna get your number?'

i hadnt seen a friend asking for someone else since elementary school.
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Old 01-16-2009, 06:10 PM   #62
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Is That A Mirror in Your Pants Cus I Can See Myself In Them
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guy: Hey do you have tickets?

girl: Tickets for what?

guy: (raises his sleeves and while he flexes his biceps he says, " The gun show")
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"Your hotness is the cause of global warming"-PG
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Old 03-13-2009, 11:07 AM   #66
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mad holds up his bicepts says go a head feel them...

lightly slaps hands away..

didnt you mom ever tell you not to play with guns
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Old 03-14-2009, 01:07 AM   #67
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''I have my library card because I'm checking you out alot''
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Old 03-16-2009, 01:13 AM   #68
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"Chiquita If You Were My Home Work
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Old 03-31-2009, 05:09 PM   #69
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Originally Posted by LaReyna View Post
Is your daddy a robber?.....Cuz he stole all the stars in the sky and put them in your eyes.......<-----My homeboi said this one to me and I burst out laughing.


Excuse me Miss, I lost my number can I have yours?

Are you from Tennesse?.....Cuz ur the only ten I see.

..........I dont remeber anymore.......
jajajaj that one is funny!!!
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Originally Posted by babygirllme View Post
at the mall the other day, some guy came and said, 'hey can my partna get your number?'

i hadnt seen a friend asking for someone else since elementary school.


damn that fu was stupid.lol
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