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funniest pick up lines..
post em up...
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Look Kid,I'mma Make Your Chest Feel What Your Hands Endure
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Re: funniest pick up lines..
You're like milk, I want to make you a part of my complete breakfast.
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Re: funniest pick up lines..
Is your daddy a robber?.....Cuz he stole all the stars in the sky and put them in your eyes.......<-----My homeboi said this one to me and I burst out laughing.
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Re: funniest pick up lines..
Hi. I'm an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus
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Re: funniest pick up lines..
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Hi. I'm an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus
LMAO! Really gooood one! lol!
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Re: funniest pick up lines..
if u were a booger...i'd pick u first
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Re: funniest pick up lines..
Originally Posted by
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if u were a booger...i'd pick u first
OMG! Thats was sooooo funny!........Imma use that one! lol!
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Re: funniest pick up lines..
is your dad a terrorist? cause your the bomb...
if i said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?
where do you keep them? your wings..
i'm like milk i'll do your body good..
are you tired? cause you've been running through my mind all day..
how much do i have to pay you?
LMFAO...
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AKA White Dice CLS... Engaged Finally..or Still? Hmm either way I can't let her get away...and thats not a threat..unless.. Flow Bit...
Look Kid,I'mma Make Your Chest Feel What Your Hands Endure
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Re: funniest pick up lines..
Originally Posted by
dazed
if u were a booger...i'd pick u first
Was that for me?
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CP's quote of the week:
Originally Posted by
RASEyBBy
2009 was really, really hard on me.
Originally Posted by
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It was hard alright...it got you pregnant.
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Re: funniest pick up lines..
Originally Posted by
CookiePuss
Was that for me?
lol u know it
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