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[OLD AJE]

Sit down and get in ya shell
Im a tell you a tale
Of why the cryptkeeper stays in hell
Well, when we met we were in the same cell
He tripped and fell, I lit em on fire and made his skin melt
Threw em in a well and sent him straight to hell
So he got help from hellraiser
But that bitch met the eraser
He might be crazy but im crazier
I pulled his pins out but em back in him
Drained his blood and replaced it with venom

Fuck freddy and fuck Jason
Fuck Michael myers
Ther all my fucken patients
I chained up chucky and jigsaw
Then I peeled there fucken face off
Shaved the grudge’s hair off
Than i Sodamized her with hot steel
And killed her in silent hill
Took out scream with a silent kill
Leather face got a taste of hells gates
Stuck em in a room with Norman bates
Filled with exploding glass plates

I remember I really wanted to kill some poor kids
I burned down the house of a thousand corpses
Put the fire out with 12 gallons of horse piss
Think im done bitch? Im a talk some more shit
Like when I killed the devils rejects with a rusty fork lift
Picked em all up and threw em in a torch pit
Burned em alive so I could hear ther souls cry
The hills had eyes till I stabbed em with hot knives
No one is safe, not even Hannibal lecter
I put his head on my wall like a cannibal collector